fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
(Source: hapsical)
do he got the booty?
no
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin)
Everyone go home, stop making music, stop whatever you’re doing.
This guy winsMy god Mitch, what the fuck, 55k notes!
When someone taps your shoulder and pretends he didn’t.
You’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
(Source: foureyedkeeper)













